The most common lies…

White lies or not this is the list of the most common (white/black) lies people tell to others or to themselves:

I will be there in 5 minutes.
Wow, you haven’t changed a bit!
Your baby is so beautiful.
No, officer I don’t know how fast I was going!
Dinner was so delicious.
I’m happy.
You aren’t fat.
I never said that.
This hurts me more than it hurts you.
It’ll be OK.
I wasn’t feeling well.
I didn’t want to hurt your feelings.
I was just kidding.
Be right back.
I will love you forever.
I don’t like to drink.
I trust you.
She/He is just a friend.
I won’t tell anyone..I swear.
I’ll call you later.
I’m sorry.
I won’t hurt you.
Nothing is wrong.
Don’t worry!
I’m not afraid of ghosts.
This is your last chance.
It’s now or never.
I’m serious.
That’s sooo funny!
I’m not jealous.
My battery died last night
I didn’t have phone service.
Nice to meet you!
This won’t hurt.
I’m__ years old.
It’s not you, it’s me.
I’m on my way.
I miss you.
Trust me, it’s nothing. I’m just tired.
I never got your text.
Okay, just one more episode.
I’ll do it tomorrow.
Thank you so much. I love this gift!
I won’t laugh. I promise.
I’m not lying.
One sec…

What you think? Damn, I probably lied several times, but I dislike it! What about you?

xoxo,

Cristina